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#351 Uncle Tony
I was thinking of my Uncle Tony today when I remembered how one time he provided me with the tools to perform electric shock therapy on myself. Do I really need to explain this? I guess I do. As I …...
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#352 Indestructible
While I’m on the subject of almost getting myself killed, I may as well share with you just how many times I’ve come close to death. - Age 3: Jumping on the couch with a chopstick in my mouth and …...
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#353 Dear Parking Ticket Person
Dear Parking Ticket Person, I apologize for not ccing you in my email to Mr. Claus. This was an oversight on my part. You see, I had wished for only one thing this year: to not have you issue me …...
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#354 To Hang or Not To Hang…
That is the question: Whether to stay in constant touch with a friend or to get together sporadically over the years. I had the opportunity to hang out with my friend Nnena tonight. It’s been a few...
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#356 Mmmmm…Sugar
+ = What I’ve been eating all day. Let me give you a rundown of this week’s meals so you can see the sliding scale I’m on. Sunday: Great South Indian cuisine. Best dosa and mango lassi I’ve …...
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#359 Sweet Life Lessons
[This is to bounce off my previous post] I will never look at cake the same way again. What in the world was I thinking? Well, let me share my thought process from earlier today: - I’m hungry. What do...
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#361 The Final Word From My Stomach
Please help. Master has not been treating me very well. He has been most abusive to me the past few days. I have pleaded and pleaded for him to see reason and provide me with proper succor for my...
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I Know Where Santa Hangs!
I was helping my best friend, Romain, do some field testing for his app that he’s building. We were talking to random people and running surveys when I suddenly saw who I believe to be the elusive...
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Kung Flu-ey
This is what I’ve been up to since I’m battling the flu and the shakes…zzz. I got sick of laying around earlier, so I decided to stroll around town for a bit and get some fresh air. I also haven’t …...
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Not A Small Basin
Awesome day. I just recently got back from a kick ass hike in Big Basin with some good friends. Correction: The hike in Big Basin kicked my ass. I’m totally sore from the torso down, my knee is a...
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Run Away!!!
That, my friends, is the box that will eventually be buried somewhere on this big blue that we call earth. Poor little guy got all sandy and wet the other day when my friend, Nate, and I went out for …...
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I Kiss The Land Beneath My Feet
I’m back on solid ground! I kiss thee oh beautiful…bird crap covered…ground…? Screw it. I kiss thee anyways! It’s good to be back after 3 days at sea. I was accompanying my buddy, Eli, up the coast so...
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I Am The Master…
…packer I know that doesn’t look like a lot of stuff, but that unit is a double, so imagine the space behind the 2nd door filled to the very top with crap. We’re talking a 20′ foot tall by 5×5 …...
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Cutting The Roof Of My Mouth
[Ok. So I've tested my last two puzzle ideas on random people and they are evidently not that easy to figure out. In the spirit of dialing it waaay back. I'm going the other extreme and making...
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Follow That Bird!
Folks, this is a wren. Did you know they are my favorite bird? Well, now you do. Why am I bringing this up? Because I like to party. Actually, here’s a little puzzle. Solve it, submit the correct...
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The Hypothetical Playground – 20 What Ifs?
The hypothetical is the playground of the imagination. It is where absolutes go to die and get reborn into creative conundrums. Without the hypothetical the world becomes stagnant and unmoving. To...
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I Left My Love On A Table In A Bar
Sitting here at The Fog Lifter Cafe working on BOX and started thinking of some shenanigans that happened to me last week. I had a fairly interesting and eventful night last Friday. Started at a SPCA...
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Her Peas
I wanted her peas, so I went and got her peas. heehee. Ok, so that was a pretty silly joke, and, no, I don’t have her peas (no offense to anyone who does). I’m in a playful state of mind … Continue...
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Hotbox Car
PSA: Never, Ever Sleep In The Hotbox I’m commandeering the word ‘hotbox’ (sorry potheads). I am going to redefine it as such: Hotbox: A car with windows up in crazy heat where a particular idiot...
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The Mighty Sugar^3
Meet The Mighty Sugar3 His legendary status precedes himself everywhere he goes. He is the Galactic Galactose, repeller of the monosacchreligious. He is the Maltose Falcon, able to repel the Fat Man’s...
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