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I Left My Love On A Table In A Bar
Sitting here at The Fog Lifter Cafe working on BOX and started thinking of some shenanigans that happened to me last week. I had a fairly interesting and eventful night last Friday. Started at a SPCA...
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Her Peas
I wanted her peas, so I went and got her peas. heehee. Ok, so that was a pretty silly joke, and, no, I don’t have her peas (no offense to anyone who does). I’m in a playful state of mind … Continue...
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Hotbox Car
PSA: Never, Ever Sleep In The Hotbox I’m commandeering the word ‘hotbox’ (sorry potheads). I am going to redefine it as such: Hotbox: A car with windows up in crazy heat where a particular idiot...
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The Mighty Sugar^3
Meet The Mighty Sugar3 His legendary status precedes himself everywhere he goes. He is the Galactic Galactose, repeller of the monosacchreligious. He is the Maltose Falcon, able to repel the Fat Man’s...
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The Little Hero Inside
We All Have A Little Hero Inside Tastier than a bag of Splenda! More refined than a bowl of honey! Able to sweeten coffee with two lumps! It’s Sugar3! Defender of the delicious life and guardian of all...
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Sweat Dream
Boxed in. A last gasp for breath through a long straw pulling bubbles out of soda pop bottles, thick air, steam faced, lungs burned. Dry mouth stench, suck in, snore out, whimper, whine, choke on spit,...
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Life Is A Paradox…A Mirror Of Confusion
This guy. This guy is a nutball. He’s eccentric, off-kilter and perhaps, just perhaps, tapped into the universal and united treatise that makes us all free peoples. His name is Matthew Silver,...
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Eternally Standing By
Clusterf*** At O’Hare Well, I’m back in the states and will be posting about my short Danish excursion soon. In the meantime, here’s the story of an asian dude who flew 14 hours to O’Hare airport to...
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Just Love Everybody Already, Seriously
God Loves Gays It’s been a couple of weeks since my last post and I apologize. I’ve been battling a medical issue, but now I’m back to my bad ass self. Soooooo…to get back on track, let me get back to...
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Say Wha?
A Great Day For Aphasia I think what I want, but I am not heard. I’m finally awake in thought, but I’m trapped inside a malfunctioning body with the voice of a cretin. What a delinquent team we make....
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